RIP Chuck Norris Let's remember funny phrases about the legend: The Classics (with a twist): · Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down. · When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. · Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. · Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. · Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. About the Universe: · Chuck Norris can divide by zero. · There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. · Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they tell him the story. · Outer space exists because Chuck Norris was afraid to be in a confined space with the rest of the universe. Action & Consequences: · If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. · Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. · Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. · When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up. He’s pushing the planet down. (The planet is getting quite the workout). Random & Absurd: · Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. · There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard. There is only another fist. · Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. · Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.