Dear Santa, I was a very good boy this year—only a few ragebait posts, limited amount of shitposting, and I even didn't ban all fans of Israel genocide in Gaza. For Christmas, could I please have: ▪️new hard sci-fi book so I can pretend in the public transport that I am smart ▪️yearly subscription to all AI models in the world ▪️one dead Witkoff I’ll leave you cookies, milk, and one carrot for Rudolph. If you can’t find my house, wait for the next call between Trump and putin and follow the firelights on your horizon — it is my ass burns and sends me to the stratosphere. Love, Specnaz