413 The Earpiece Boy have my nuts in a vice loophole wire smb money wear an earpiece take smth seriously do the whole song and dance #hotel #kids Man (V.O.): Who's that? Man: I ordered drinks. (He opens the door to see a young boy with glasses.) Boy: Hello, Phil. Man: Hello. Boy: I know you're on vacation, but the Japanese have my nuts in a vice. Man: Your nuts? Boy: In a vice, Phil. This is Ian, by the way. Man: This isn't real. This isn't real. Boy: This is very real, Phil. You said I couldn't talk to you until you're back at work, so I found a loophole. This boy's parents are staying at your hotel, so I wired them a thousand dollars to allow the boy to wear an earpiece. Now I'm dictating everything the boy is saying. Fart, butt, penis! Boy: I did not say fart or butt or penis. That was just the boy. Jacob, if you're not going to take this seriously, please hand Phil the phone. Boy: Fine. Just take it. (The boy hands the man a phone. A man on a video call appears on the screen.) Man on Phone: Hey, Philly. Man (Phil): Whoa, I think your ear might be infected. Man on Phone: Ear? No, that's that's totally normal. That's just the earring settling in. Look, Phil, we're at the finish line on this, man. We just have to do one more thing. We've got to fly to Japan to do the whole song and dance in person to ensure that Mythic Quest is not offending cultural sensibilities. Phil: So, go to Japan, do the song and dance. I mean, that's the thing you're good at, right? Man on Phone: I am good at it, and I am going to go, but I need you to come with me, Phil. Look, man, nobody knows this game better than you do, including me. You're the greatest art director that I've ever worked with. Mythic Quest needs you. Please. (Phil looks at the boy, who is speaking through his earpiece.) Boy: Ian's right, you know? You're a great art director, but you'd be a piece of shit husband. I say go for it. Phil: Okay. I'll do it. Man on Phone: Nice catch, Jacob.